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Length of Infinite Corridor:
246,344,665 Gallons/Acre
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Length of Infinite Corridor:
655,633.4 Points
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Length of Infinite Corridor:
447.918 Farad-Ohm-Knots
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Length of Infinite Corridor:
214,935,769 BTU/Hectare atm
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Length of Infinite Corridor:
96,675.13 Calories/Smoot2 inHg
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One can never go outside of an infinite space, therefore it is
impossible to leave M.I.T.
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The Harvard Bridge is approximately 120 rods across, so one must
travel 2.5 times an infinite distance to walk across it. This might
explain the attendance records of people from some of the ILGs across
the river.
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East Campus and West Campus dorms are separated by an infinite
distance. This means that people from East and West campus can't
socialize with each other. Empirical data supports this conclusion.
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In order to reach Harvard starting from the center of the universe
(Lobby 10), one must travel an infinite distance over 13 times! Since
everything is within the universe, it is impossible to reach Harvard
and therefore there can be no life there.
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The speed of light has been proven to be finite. Since something
moving at finite speed can never escape infinite space, light cannot
escape from M.I.T. This explains why so many M.I.T. students appear
to be wearing black.
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Since the corridor is infinitely long and of nonzero width, its area
must also be infinite. The average number of people per unit area is
functionally zero. This proves that you will never see another person
in the corridor, unless, perhaps, you haven't slept in a long time.
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It takes the average student three minutes to walk from Lobby 7 to
Lobby 8, down the infinite corridor. Since half of an infinite
distance is the same length as an infinite distance, it would take two
minutes to walk from Lobby 7 to Lobby 10, and another two minutes to
walk half the remaining distance, and so on. It is therefore
impossible to reach the eastern end of the corridor.
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When travelling down the Infinite Corridor, one travels an infinite
distance in a finite time. One is therefore going very fast, and time
dilation will be significant. In fact, for each day experienced by an
M.I.T. student, 65,536 years will go by for the outside world.
Therefore, M.I.T. students can sleep only once every 65,536 years.
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The Infinite Corridor will fit an infinite number of monkeys and their
Athena workstations. These monkeys could write any conceivable paper.
Here at M.I.T., we call them Graduate Students.
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An M.I.T. student can rollerblade down the Infinite Corridor, an
infinite distance, in about a minute. This is faster than the
Enterprise at Warp 10!
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The infinite corridor has an infinite volume, and therefore if all the
air in the universe were in it, it would still be at a lower pressure
than atmospheric. This explains why M.I.T. sucks.
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