The Freshman Fishwrap / IHTFP Gallery

Green Eggs and Hair

I am art.
I'm made of hair.
				The piece of art
				That ball of hair
				I do not like
				That ball of hair.
Would you like me 
in Lobdell?
				I would not like you 
				    in Lobdell.
				I do not want you 
				    if you smell.
				I do not want you 
				    so you see
				I do not want you 
				    over me.
Would you like me 
where you shop?
				I do not want you where I shop;
				I do not want art that's like a mop.
Would you like me 
where you eat?
				I would not like you 
				    where I eat.
				I do not want you 
				    on my meat.
				I do not want a ball of hair.
				I do not want you anywhere!
Would you like me 
as a hat?
				Not as a hat!
				Not as a mat!
				Not where I shop
				Not like a mop.
				I do not want you so you see.
				I do not want you at MIT.
Would you have me 
over the stairs?
				I will not have you 
				    over the stairs
				Or in the lounge
				Or made of hairs
				I do not want 
				    a shaman's hat.
				No superstition.
				Nothing like that.
Would you take me 
if I were free?
				I could not, would not, 
				if you were free.
Will you let them 
cut your hair?
Give me beauty!
Will you dare?
				I do not dare.
				I do not dare!
				I will not let them 
				    cut my hair!
				I do not want you on display!
				I do not want you with ARA!
				Not chemically treated
				Not where I'm seated
				Not over the stairs!
				Not with my hairs!
				I do not want a ball of hair
				I do not want it anywhere!
				I do not like what MIT calls art
				I will not have you, not any part!

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