Green Eggs and Hair (reprise)
Piece of Art People
(Hair ball)
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I am art.
I'm made of hair.
That piece of art
That ball of hair
I do not like
That ball of hair.
Would you like me in
Lobdell?
I would not like you
in Lobdell
I do not want you
if you smell.
I do not want you
so you see,
I do not want you
over me.
Would you like me
where you eat?
I would not like you
where I eat.
I do not want you
on my meat.
I do not want a ball of hair.
I do not want you anywhere!
Would you like me
as a hat?
I do not want a
shaman's hat.
No supersitition--
Nothing like that.
I do not want you so you see.
I do not want you at MIT.
Would you like me in
your atrium?
In our atrium?
How could you dare?
You'll block the light
With your hair.
Fine. Fine.
Your point is clear.
You do not like me.
So I hear.
But I am art,
And I will be.
You will like me--
You will see!
(pause)
Would you like me
as a slide rule?
Thin and clear,
the engineer's tool?
Say!
I like a slide rule,
Thin and clear.
An object used
By the early engineer.
You're not superstitious,
You're not made of hairs.
And I do so like you
Over the stairs.
I do so like you.
And now I see,
That I would not mind you
At MIT!
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