Microsoft Posters

Playing on common characteristics associated with a certain, large software vendor, hackers labelled various mundane items around the Institute as if they were products of said vendor:

• On Vending Machines: Microsoft Dispens-O-Fud(tm) for YOU v32pi/3 (Think of our food as stock in our company, and invest your money here!)
• On Doors to Athena Clusters: Microsoft Athena(tm) with computers* v7.71 (We'll trademark anything that isn't trademarked already!) *-with that well known Microsoft reliability
• On Various Office Doors: Microsoft Door(tm) for Workgroups v2.7178 (and you thought we only made windows...)
• In Lobby 10: Microsoft LobbyTen(tm) for Students v10(partial x) (If you can't patent your own ideas...)
• On Stairwells: Microsoft Upward Connect(tm) for Walkgroups v0.9Beta (not yet downward compatible...)
• In Restrooms: Microsoft Seats(tm) for Toilets(r) with AFC* (Watch All your crap disappear with a woosh!) *-Automatic Flush Control
• Safe Ride: Microsoft Van(tm) for Safe Rides v 18.70.0,160 (Because we know you want us watching (over) you....)